January 2012
5 posts
Almost burnt the house down sautéing salmon. Gordon Ramsay eat your heart out.
December 2011
10 posts
I was brushing my teeth and thinking…wouldn’t it be just hilarious if an otter popped his head out of the toilet.
Wearing jeggings under my jeans hoping to turn back time.
Watching my roomies @thecomusic rock 3rd and Lindsley @musiccityunsigned. Tune in to lightning 100 NOW and hear them http://t.co/4xt0jrYu
Wrote songs that im in love with this week. I want to marry the songs. Thank you co-writers!
As a kid, being quick on my feet helped me score a lot of touchdowns. Now it helps me get a LOT of free lunches. #nothingseverwasted
Muppet Movie. I likey.
Aaron’s Party by Aaron Carter. ‘Nuff said.
I want to be caught in the middle of a musical flash mob one day. I GOT DREAMZ YO!
Listening to the Wild Wild West soundtrack while putting up the tree. Like a champ.
Someone should compile all the local automobile dealership commercials on one easy to find comedy DVD. Carnival Kia of Nash is killing it!
November 2011
22 posts
Jenny FROM the block. My bad.
I friggin LOVE writing songs. Always something new to learn.
I wanna see The Muppet Movie so bad!
Thanksgiving. Good friends. The Boss on vinyl. Good times. I hope you all had a nice holiday. http://t.co/qZ0TRy6b
Dude @ChanceWarhol’s track Elvis is nasty. Such a good record.
The XX sample for the Rhi Rhi record is out of control. And Im out of control craving Chic Fil A.
Danced my booty off last night. If you see my booty let me know.
Sorry I was late. I was caught in a Bad Romance.
RT @meganandliz: “A Twinning Christmas” is now on iTunes!!! http://t.co/xTZ98iyA… and it’s up to #16 on the iTunes holiday charts!!! y …
Cardigans - Lovefool OMGAJFKDSOEJFLSKJJDLKF such a good song.
Da bers!
Emma Stone. The Foxiest of Foxes.
Ive got them moves like Dragstrem. Got them moves like Dragstrem. Ive got the mooooooves like Dragstrem. #jaggerswagger http://t.co/DyWLeQaV
Pinkberry sugar high. Currently immobile. Thanks @SayChanceMusic.
Watchin House Hunters. Like a boss.
Happy Friday! Go on and show that dance floor what you’re made of. #lovelife http://t.co/BEbMgjDn
CAN YOU SAY… PIZZA HOT POCKETS!!! #ineedtogogroceryshoppingsooooooobadly
Wale all day.
Went for a light yog.
Gonna Potty Like it’s 1999. #whateverthatmeans #pottytrainingsongideas
For most guys it’s No Shave November. For me it’s SHAVE YOUR DISGUSTING MUSTACHE RIGHT NOW OR GO TO JAIL.. November.
My Donatello costume was misinterpreted today for Larry The Cucumber, Gumby, Barney, a pickle (twice!), and the Geico Lizard. Whoops.
October 2011
22 posts
How You Can. #streetfighter
Billie Holiday ALL DAY.
Hold On - Tom Waits
This is what they serve in heaven. http://t.co/e7ysmTXo
Jamie Lidell’s - Another Day immediately puts me in a good mood.
Day 1 of France. pas si mal
We’re going to skate to one song and one song only. #thatishcray
Holy Pujols Batman!
Everyone say hello to Regina. My sassy pumpkin. http://t.co/LEkIlMbx
Soooooooooooooooo tell me what you want what you really really want.
In all my life I’ve never been able to successfully run over a squirrel. And Lord knows I try.
Well if that go over there is Seabass.
Go Cards!