January 2012
5 posts
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
Jan 22nd
Jan 22nd
Almost burnt the house down sautéing salmon. Gordon Ramsay eat your heart out.
Jan 3rd
December 2011
10 posts
I was brushing my teeth and thinking…wouldn’t it be just hilarious if an otter popped his head out of the toilet.
Dec 18th
1 note
Wearing jeggings under my jeans hoping to turn back time.
Dec 16th
Watching my roomies @thecomusic rock 3rd and Lindsley @musiccityunsigned. Tune in to lightning 100 NOW and hear them http://t.co/4xt0jrYu
Dec 12th
Wrote songs that im in love with this week. I want to marry the songs. Thank you co-writers!
Dec 11th
As a kid, being quick on my feet helped me score a lot of touchdowns. Now it helps me get a LOT of free lunches. #nothingseverwasted
Dec 9th
Muppet Movie. I likey.
Dec 8th
Aaron’s Party by Aaron Carter. ‘Nuff said.
Dec 7th
I want to be caught in the middle of a musical flash mob one day. I GOT DREAMZ YO!
Dec 3rd
Listening to the Wild Wild West soundtrack while putting up the tree. Like a champ.
Dec 2nd
Someone should compile all the local automobile dealership commercials on one easy to find comedy DVD. Carnival Kia of Nash is killing it!
Dec 1st
November 2011
22 posts
Jenny FROM the block. My bad.
Nov 28th
I friggin LOVE writing songs. Always something new to learn.
Nov 27th
I wanna see The Muppet Movie so bad!
Nov 26th
Thanksgiving. Good friends. The Boss on vinyl. Good times. I hope you all had a nice holiday. http://t.co/qZ0TRy6b
Nov 25th
Dude @ChanceWarhol’s track Elvis is nasty. Such a good record.
Nov 24th
The XX sample for the Rhi Rhi record is out of control. And Im out of control craving Chic Fil A.
Nov 22nd
Danced my booty off last night. If you see my booty let me know.
Nov 21st
Sorry I was late. I was caught in a Bad Romance.
Nov 17th
RT @meganandliz: “A Twinning Christmas” is now on iTunes!!! http://t.co/xTZ98iyA… and it’s up to #16 on the iTunes holiday charts!!! y …
Nov 16th
Cardigans - Lovefool OMGAJFKDSOEJFLSKJJDLKF such a good song.
Nov 15th
Da bers!
Nov 14th
Emma Stone. The Foxiest of Foxes.
Nov 13th
Ive got them moves like Dragstrem. Got them moves like Dragstrem. Ive got the mooooooves like Dragstrem. #jaggerswagger http://t.co/DyWLeQaV
Nov 10th
Pinkberry sugar high. Currently immobile. Thanks @SayChanceMusic.
Nov 7th
Watchin House Hunters. Like a boss.
Nov 6th
Happy Friday! Go on and show that dance floor what you’re made of. #lovelife http://t.co/BEbMgjDn
Nov 5th
CAN YOU SAY… PIZZA HOT POCKETS!!! #ineedtogogroceryshoppingsooooooobadly
Nov 4th
Wale all day.
Nov 3rd
Went for a light yog.
Nov 3rd
Gonna Potty Like it’s 1999. #whateverthatmeans #pottytrainingsongideas
Nov 2nd
For most guys it’s No Shave November. For me it’s SHAVE YOUR DISGUSTING MUSTACHE RIGHT NOW OR GO TO JAIL.. November.
Nov 2nd
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My Donatello costume was misinterpreted today for Larry The Cucumber, Gumby, Barney, a pickle (twice!), and the Geico Lizard. Whoops.
Nov 1st
October 2011
22 posts
How You Can. #streetfighter
Oct 31st
Billie Holiday ALL DAY.
Oct 30th
Hold On - Tom Waits
Oct 29th
This is what they serve in heaven. http://t.co/e7ysmTXo
Oct 29th
Jamie Lidell’s - Another Day immediately puts me in a good mood.
Oct 25th
Day 1 of France. pas si mal
Oct 25th
We’re going to skate to one song and one song only. #thatishcray
Oct 24th
Holy Pujols Batman!
Oct 23rd
Everyone say hello to Regina. My sassy pumpkin. http://t.co/LEkIlMbx
Oct 17th
Soooooooooooooooo tell me what you want what you really really want.
Oct 16th
In all my life I’ve never been able to successfully run over a squirrel. And Lord knows I try.
Oct 15th
Well if that go over there is Seabass.
Oct 14th
Go Cards!
Oct 13th